Grim and Frostbitten Penguins
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425

We Talk About Meynach Being a Dumbass, but We Never Mention Vordb Opening a Bandcamp Page
483

I Used to Listen to Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, Now I Have AIDS (Alex Ischenkau Down Syndrome)
529

It's Disappointing That People Aren't Allowed to Eat Yellow Snow, but Vampires Are Allowed to Eat Red Snow
536

I Wanted to Impress a Vermyapre Hostess so I Spoke Gloatre and She Looked into My Eyes And Said “Mogovtrebremrevre Tremevkle Premevekle” so I Went Home and Cried While Listening to Jazzy Kellersynth
667

Frostbitten Brains of Begotten Encyclopaedia Metallum Mods Who Grimly Decide if Your Album Is Professional Enough
671

Thee Only Trve and Rvlt File Format Is AMR (Atmospheric Malicious Recording), if I Weren't Too Lazy This Obviously Full-length Album Would Be in AMR (But Lazy Production is True and Kult so IDK for Sure)
681

Raschlenennaya Pugachova Are Much More Badass Than Varg Vikernes, Why Are They Canceled Though?
683

Guys Who Made Diss Tracks at Me, I Saw THem and I'm Angry! If You're Reading This, Come at Midnight to the Frim Moonforest, I'll be Waiting There with My Hunting Gun
687

I Smoke Between 650 and 700 Cigarettes a Day, but That's Cool Because It Destroys My Life for Satan
688

If You Think Making Such Number of Tracks Is a Bit Excessive, Check Out a Band Called Anal Cunt
695

My Life Is so Frostbitten That I Even Bother to Record This Mega Crap (Also Funny Number)
700

I Could Have Made a Shoutout Here, but It Only Would Mean You're Not Kvlt to Be Shouted Out by Such a Loser Who Even Cares About That
705

The Only Time I Thought MA Was Cool Was When They Added Korn on April Fools and I Didn't Realize It Was a Joke
721

Producing This Album Is More Like Trying to Survive on Less Than 666 Cups of Coffee Every 30 Minutes
724

Not That I Didn't Support Making Fun of NSBM, but Why We Stopped Making Fun of Gorgoroth?
725

Let's Be Honest, The Only Difference Between Black Metal and Death Metal Is That Death Metal Is About Death, and Black Metal Is About Black
749

Track About Black Metal Musicians Trying Their Best to Make Their Songs Not Sound the Same
793

Dusk over the Frostbitten Silent Funereal Diabolical Crepuscular Morbid Grim Noctambulant Dark Graveyard
794

Usurping Through the Doomed Veil of Chaos and over the Spectral Legion Between Frostbitten Dominions
796

Dark Deathwitch Devouring the Necroleptic and Abominable Hellgoat Amidst the Frostbitten and Charred Necrotobogganist of Abazagorath
797

The Worst Thing About Black Metal Is Not It's 99% "Unfunny", but That 1% of It Is "Funny"
814

If You're Ever Stuck in a Grim and/or Frostbitten Dungeon, Remember Me Spending Days Making This Bullshit of an Album and You'll Instantly Feel Better About Yourself